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HUMOUROUS ONE-LINERS FROM WOODY ALLEN :
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the times, I don't have any fun at all.
I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for member.
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.
If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to
despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we
have the wisdom to choose correctly.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to
find your way around Chinatown.
 
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